Kissing Cards - 8/? - Xiumin/Exo

[destroyer9119]

Title: Kissing Cards - Chapter 08: The Rhythm
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Xiumin/Chanyeol, Xiumin/Suho
Warning: Language
Disclaimer: I don't own Exo. I am the proud owner of a pair of overalls, however.
Summery: Minseok gets hit with a rock, Chanyeol and Jonghyun are In Your Face, and Luhan throws a temper tantrum. Also, Sundays are the root of all

Comments

[21walker]

No Jongdae is definitely a jigglypuff in this instance! He can try to pretend he isn't but he really is lol

Chanyeol, Jonghyun and unknown other band members in animal costumes *dies* I just keep picturing TVXQ's Balloons.

Minseok is so easy and I love it. He's just so damn sexy. I can't get over the teaser pics. BLONDE!

Xiuyeol is one of my secret otps. They just look so damn cute together. Lets be honest though, I love all Xiumin ships. I ship him with everyone and I don't even care.

Luhan has got to stop being a cockblocker though lol

I am so glad you updated!!! I seriously love this fic. Every little kpop culture/pop culture reference you put in makes me smile.

<3

[destroyer9119]

Let the man keep his pride =P

Every rock band needs a dinosaur. Totally just watched Balloons after reading this comment and /dead/. That was f*cking adorable.

BLONDE XIUMIN!!!!! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! And when everyone was freaking out about his hair I was sitting there going 'well at least they didn't dye his hair pink' AND THEN THEY DYED HIS HAIR PINK AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL TOO AND HE BANGS AGAINST THE WALL WITH HIS CUTE LITTLE FISTS AND IT'S LIKE GAAAAHHHH WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT!!!!!

XiuYeol is life. Right up there with XiuSoo and XiuLay and yeah okay he's fantastic with everyone.

If Luhan stopped being a cockblocker the world would stop turning. Example:

[21walker]

Only because his delusion amuses me xP

Balloons is the hilariously adorable thing I have ever watched and it remains close to my heart lol.

Whenever I try and work out my fave otp's in EXO I end up with about 30 and then I give up cos I know that I had doomed myself the moment I entered this fandom. I have watched the teasers about 100 times. I wasn't even meaning to watch them that much it's just that there is only that I just can't stop watching them. Why isn't there more EXO-M in the EXO-M teaser? I swear I see more of K dancing in M's teaser then M dancing in K's teaser. I think they are biased! Or maybe I'm ridiculously biased. It which case I again don't care cos I can't help my insane bias towards M lol

Luhan is so ridiculously possessive and that is a beautiful thing to fangirls everywhere.

When you mentioned 1tym a few chapters ago I think I was ready to kiss you. It is never to late to believe that they can bring out another album. I refuse to give up hope!

[prettyminstrel]

omgasfgkhq i'm so glad u made the makeout kiss with chanyeol hot because while that boy's general existence exasperates me he's also super hot and he may or may not be my make out dream orz /pats minseok's back for living em

and lmao luhan sure isn't even trying to be subtle now is he, not with minseok being as dense as a tool and "pretty fucking easy" well not for luhan

all in all, i'm so happy with the amount makeouts in this fic and i'm fanning fire for mORE bc i'm insatiable like that ohhoho and it's okay, take your time with the chapters i totally understand bc i'm also super lagged behind with my own >.<

[destroyer9119]

Chanyeol is a sexy beast created by the all-powerful Aphrodite to make men and women of all ages and sexual preferences want into his pants. Minseok didn't stand a chance, really. Does his general existence exasperate you more or less than Kris'? This is a very important question.

Maybe Luhan's just not trying hard enough ;-). Minseok's not the sharpest tool in the shed, guys pretty much have to throw themselves on his D before he realizes anyone's interested lbh

Thank you so much for understanding it makes me feel better =). I always feel like such a douche when I don't update, and then I get all anxious, and it just sort of sucks, so I appreciate your understanding!! Also, there will be plenty more makeouts in the remaining chapters, don't you worry your pretty little head =D. Sehun's may or may not be especially exciting, but shhhh ;-)

[prettyminstrel]

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON KRIS OH GOD i'm in pain whenever i visited his instagram /kicks him off the galaxy

really? i would've jump that d long ago then if it wasn't for a certain impending doom called luhan looming on me lmao

asfgjhq don't tease me like that sehun's been giving me hot flashes these days like demmit weren't u a nerd fetus like, just yesterday??

[destroyer9119]

Kris makes my head hurt, I feel your pain =).

Luhan cockblocks Minseok like a pro in storyverse and real life. He's kind of my hero if I ever wanted to stab my heroes for prematurely stopping XiuLay.

Fucking Sehun and his fucking face. And his fucking old-man-frown. And his fucking existence. I can't even.

[canadaphile]

“Asdfghjklqwertyiuo,” Minseok told him, knowing that Luhan would understand what he meant. Ah, the jumble of friendship.

“He didn’t make the bed,” he pointed out, affronted. “What a dick.” Seriously, Jongdae? At least pull the blankets up to some semblence of order. Dick.

I dunno how well "Go away." works when texting, in all honesty.

Oh man. Lu Han and Minseok totally sound like they're married. "Is my hair okay?" "It's fine." "Do I smell okay?" "You smell fine."

Lu Han looks like a Clefairy. Oh my goodness.

Lu Han, sweet pea. /w\ Oh no. Of course no one goes to actually check on him. Heaven forbid. Points for giving Jongdae a heads-up, but I don't think he deserved it, because he didn't make Minseok's bed.

Seriously, Jongde, making the bed is important.

“Zitao’s a one, for being ‘straight’-” Minseok made sure to use air quotes “-actually, give him a six or something - I don’t need him hunting me down and whining about getting a low score. He really wasn’t that terrible.” Pity points. Out of fear.

Less than a minute and a

[yunsias]

sobs chanyeol's kiss was entirely hot and why am i surprised at the fact because he can be hot and domineering at times. i just kshajhjhdjsdasgjgsdgsdhg (i hope you understood that like how luhan always understand minseok's garbled nonsense) CAN WE HAVE MORE XIUYEOL

and xiuho oh goodness xiuho HEAVES. suho is just so freaking hot with his blonde hair in this comeback and imagining him with blonde hair while creepily smiling and whispering like the devil he really is to the kid is just .... mindfucking. will there come a time when xiuho kissing will lead to smut, I WANT TO KNOW.

i hope that messy pile of shit is gone from your life ;___;

[hawk_fry]

I literally had to stop for five minutes to laugh and cry and scream at Minseok's imaginary spider freak out. It's 5am and people are sleeping, dammit, stop making me be rude.

I loved this chapter so damn much. I love this entire fic! Also there needs to be more Xiuyeol dry humping. Wait, would that be dry humping? Or thrusting with clothes on? Idk Jonghyun said lemmings and I laughed.