Kissing Cards - 4/? - Xiumin/Exo

[destroyer9119]

Title: Kissing Cards - Chapter 04 - The Adonis
Rating: PG-13 for a lot of swearing.
Pairing: Xiumin/Exo , Xiumin/Kris
Word Count: 4,211
Summary: Minseok is weak, kissing isn't Yifan's style, and Luhan is a vindictive middle school girl.
A/N: I would very much like to apologize for posting such an awful chapter, but this is the product of rewriting

Comments

[canadaphile]

(it took nearly forty-five minutes for him and Joonmyeon to part ways - Minseok had been hellbent on making sure that his rating for Joonmyeon’s kiss was spot on, which took a lot of time, trial, and error) Minseok, you're so dedicated.

“did you do your Chemistry homework yet?” and Minseok had shaken his head, PROPS FOR NOT SAYING "I WAS BUSY."

(except Chanyeol was obviously a puppy, so never mind) Oh, Chanyeol. The puppy equivalent of Adonis is a Doberman, to me, which doesn't suit him. But, c'mon. Tao. He's a beast. [A cute beast, but have you seen those hams? Ay, papi.]

. . .he didn’t pay much attention to guys younger than himself. . . You're missin' out, man. UwU

[destroyer9119]

Kibum is a terrifying, terrifying man. Quite possibly the only K-Pop idol with the exception of Kim Heechul that honestly scares me, because he's evil.

Lol the mental image of Minseok stomping his foot on Luhan's hand makes me giggle, and I wish I'd thought of it first =P.

Minseok is a man of many kissing talents =D. He should write a book.

I gave a hint with the Nick Bottom thing, but no one got it. And yeah, Exo is full of sweet asses. I approve.

I <3 U =D

[hipployta]

Kim Sunbae...the kissing tutor

Aww...Kris...how did Kibum get you to give away your first kiss like that?

Stop being mean to my Fan-di Author dear..

[destroyer9119]

Kibum's managed to do a lot of things behind the scenes in this story =) he's kind of an evil mastermind, it's fun. I've thought about writing a side story about Kibum and his ability to get Exo to do what he wants. But I probably won't...

And I'm sorry!!! It's not intentional I swear!!!

[his_angel16]

I feel Minseok's pain. I'm extremely short. Kris is a good foot taller then me. xD Lmao. Luckily, Minseok isn't that short. xD I would stand next to him just so he felt taller. XD

Getting back on topic, Minseok needs to invest in showering before Luhan. And I'm wondering when/if he'll have to kiss Minseok. :P He better not make things awkward. xD And I feel sorry for Minho. If I had to jump off a cliff (I'm terrified of heights...probably a good thing I'm short xD) or face Kibum, I'd jump of the cliff. xD He scares the hell out of me. In this and in real life. He's a very intimidating person. xD I'm looking forward to the next chapter. :D

[destroyer9119]

He really ISN'T short! It's just compared to half of Exo he's a midget. It's enough to give anyone a complex, I swear.

They have a schedule. Minseok got screwed over in their schedule. And he might kiss Minseok (*cough* yeah *cough*).

Kibum is terrifying, as I have stated before. I firmly believe that he steals candy from babies and makes grown men cry. But don't feel sorry for Minho (he likes it *wink wink*).

[prettyminstrel]

aw you don't have to apologize author-sshi! i still enjoyed the chapter :D

and minseok, everything will be solved if you just join him in the shower /wink2

also, yifan need to make the best out of that tutoring; if he's a repeat learner then well, we're just gonna have to do it over and over again, eh? i'll gladly offer to do so

[destroyer9119]

I have a lot of things to apologize to you for, but thank you =).

lmao but if Minseok joined Luhan in the shower this story would get really short. It might be worth it though. That should happen.

[moonburi]

AUTHORNIM YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR BECAUSE THIS IS GREAT I MEAN AWKWARD XIURIS LIKE HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LOVE THAT OKAY AND HYUNGNIM TUTORING KRIS IS SO CUTE ASHAKFHSKFHSL

ooooooooppsss all caps again i ees sorry....but i rly love it authornim i wish i have a writing talent like you ;A;

AND CAN I JUST SAY THAT VINDICTIVE MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRL LU HAN IS SO SO CUTE ^^

excited for your next update! hwaiting!!!^^

[destroyer9119]

I LOVE YOUR ALL CAPS NEVER STOP!!!!!! XD and I luv you too.

Next update is up (or will be in a few minutes, I still need to post it).

[moonburi]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lemme squish you authornimmmmmm
/rolls to drool over your update/