Today In Terrible Jokes I Made Up.

[destroyalltacos]

Keira Knightley and Carson Daly are living together, and they're about to take a trip and have their trusted neighbor Florence house-sit for the week. Although they are paying her, they decide it would also be nice to leave her the last of their cold beer. So when Florence arrives, she finds the following note left on the fridge:

Flo,
Like a Harpoon?

-Daly and Knightley

The preceding pun required knowledge of both popular American micro-breweries and Vanilla Ice lyrics.