True stories of public transportation.

[destroyalltacos]

Okay, so today I was taking a bus into Malden Square to go to the gym for a few hours, and I noticed a black guy in sunglasses, singing to himself and eating from a ziploc bag full of gummy worms, doing this whole "holding the gummy worm above your head and stretching the other end with your mouth as though you were eating an actual worm" routine

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[destroyalltacos]

I forgot to mention that the business suit dude did in fact move up a few seats after he was asked if he was feeling froggy.

I take the bus into malden station often enough that if this guy was a regular, I'd have seen him before, but maybe I just haven't been there the right time until now. We'll see. Public transportation is a breeding ground for strange characters and all.

[fuckin_a]

wow!!! i'm saturated in awe

[vinylboy20]

Wow. I love picturing that guy eating gummy worms out of a Ziploc bag like that. There's something inherently hilarious about it.

[realshocks]

Dudes who do that on the bus are totally the kind of dudes that say "If you're feeling froggy, leap".

[disclaimerwill]

I'm totally going to start using that line on the senior citizens I work with.

[destroyalltacos]

Complete with the part about the knife?

[disclaimerwill]

ESPECIALLY the part about the knife!

[obscurityknocks]

what does that actually mean?