The Truth: Chapter 2
A note from Rose: Thanks for the comments and all cause you are all so sweet and I don't take kindly to your insults. John is not a chore boy. I totally will love to write more stuff for everyone!
This is a story about the magical jam of Wonderland. I know Alice in Wonderland is a classic book, but this is gonna be way cooler because it's John in Wonderland instead!
John liked to have picnics in the park with his boyfriend Sherlock. Sherlock thinks John is crazy for liking to eat jam out of the jar, but John does it anyway. One day, John started eating a new, magical kind of jam. "This jam is like heaven on earth!" he said, making a weird face. "That's attractive," Sherlock replied sarcastically. How much of a loser Sherlock was for insulting him!
Still, John didn't mind. He just gave Sherlock a taste of the jam and then it was almost like drugs because they were in a deep trance. Never before had either of them had such a psychedelic experience. They started to see very involved hallucinations of My Little Ponies dancing in the forest beyond them. These ponies were way better than the fake ones back when he and Sherlock were only flatmates!
Of course, Moriarty had to show up cause he was actually the evil dude. It was about time someone revealed his identity. It would take more than an entire army to stop this guy. He always tried to incite a riot in the streets because he's just that bad.
"I just want to punch him in the face," John said. "He always shows up to ruin everything, and jumps to all these impossible conclusions, and I wish he'd just leave you alone, Sherlock. Do you know why he comes after you? Neither do I. So I wish instead of this 'cyberbullying,' he'd just show his face to us (preferably without semtex strapped to my chest) and tell us the actual truth. Because these lies are doing nothing but propagating false information."
"OMG, me too!" squealed Sherlock as he wrapped his arms around John's neck. "Westwood is so last year, and we need to catch up on the latest episodes of Jersey Shore." And then the two of them went off to Wonderland to eat more jam and give impressionable fangirls the idea that they were romantically involved. Because obviously two guys couldn't just share a flat and a hobby. Never.
Unless only one of us fancies the other. Which could be an issue. More research is necessary.
Thank you from Rose Helm! LOL :) xxo
(I'm clearly not as good at this as Sherlock… I think it's the fits of rage that happen when I think of what it is I'm actually doing here.)
This is a story about the magical jam of Wonderland. I know Alice in Wonderland is a classic book, but this is gonna be way cooler because it's John in Wonderland instead!
John liked to have picnics in the park with his boyfriend Sherlock. Sherlock thinks John is crazy for liking to eat jam out of the jar, but John does it anyway. One day, John started eating a new, magical kind of jam. "This jam is like heaven on earth!" he said, making a weird face. "That's attractive," Sherlock replied sarcastically. How much of a loser Sherlock was for insulting him!
Still, John didn't mind. He just gave Sherlock a taste of the jam and then it was almost like drugs because they were in a deep trance. Never before had either of them had such a psychedelic experience. They started to see very involved hallucinations of My Little Ponies dancing in the forest beyond them. These ponies were way better than the fake ones back when he and Sherlock were only flatmates!
Of course, Moriarty had to show up cause he was actually the evil dude. It was about time someone revealed his identity. It would take more than an entire army to stop this guy. He always tried to incite a riot in the streets because he's just that bad.
"I just want to punch him in the face," John said. "He always shows up to ruin everything, and jumps to all these impossible conclusions, and I wish he'd just leave you alone, Sherlock. Do you know why he comes after you? Neither do I. So I wish instead of this 'cyberbullying,' he'd just show his face to us (preferably without semtex strapped to my chest) and tell us the actual truth. Because these lies are doing nothing but propagating false information."
"OMG, me too!" squealed Sherlock as he wrapped his arms around John's neck. "Westwood is so last year, and we need to catch up on the latest episodes of Jersey Shore." And then the two of them went off to Wonderland to eat more jam and give impressionable fangirls the idea that they were romantically involved. Because obviously two guys couldn't just share a flat and a hobby. Never.
Unless only one of us fancies the other. Which could be an issue. More research is necessary.
Thank you from Rose Helm! LOL :) xxo
(I'm clearly not as good at this as Sherlock… I think it's the fits of rage that happen when I think of what it is I'm actually doing here.)