The Love Legacy 2.3
Mitch: Why is my chef salad sleeping?
Victoria: 2+2=5 and 3+1=18
Asia: Good job sweetie
Victoria: I didn't get an A Miss Maid! Why didn't I get an A??
Maid: Er...maybe she'll think I didn't hear her. I don't do children.
So, Victoria brought this little boy home with her from school.
She seems to like him
Boy (whose name I forgot): So this one time at band camp....
Victoria: Seriously?
Victoria: Am I too young to like boys?
Victoria being so outgoing had no problem making friends
Victoria: Do you want to go inside and play with my blocks?
Girl: Blocks? I don't even know what blocks are
Victoria: HAHAHAHA What a loser.
Girl: Don't be fooled by the plus sign
Mitch was promoted to intern! Yay for Mitch.
Little Mikey seemed to bond well with the dumbass Nanny. Now that Victoria was a child and didn't need as much attention, you would always find her with Mikey.
Nanny: So once upon a time....
Mikey: I have to peeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Nanny: There was a deadly dragon on steroids....
Mikey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nanny: Who wanted nothing more than to eat every little boy in the world...
Mikey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *pees*
Mikey: *I am not impressed*
Asia: Oh my Gawd...will you just be potty trained already!
Asia: "Shoop Shoop eh doop shoop eh doop shoop eh doop eh doop eh doop..."
Asia: "Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set...make ya get hot make ya work up a sweat....."
Asia: "On your mark get set go let me go let me shoop to the next man in the three piece suit. I spend all my dough, rae me cutie...shoop shoobadobe...like scooby dooby doo....."
Yes...that's right. Mitch was demoted....AGAIN! At least he hasn't been fired yet. His boss demoted him because Mitch hurt him in a soccer game I guess. Dude, chill...It's not like he meant to. Or did he?
Nanny: Do you mind if I stare at you like this?
Mitch: Er....
Nanny: I wet my panties...
Victoria: Daddy! Daddy! I got an A!!!!
Mitch: If I loved you this much, I would proud!
Mitch: But really I love you this much....Oh well.
Victoria: You'll never be as great as me
Nanny: Will you be my only best friend?
Mitch: Um..well..er...I guess so
It's Mikey's birthday!!!
Mikey: Daddy wight...You do blow good
Victoria: *sings opera out of nowhere*
Mikey: I feel funnnnnnnnyyyy!
Mikey: Look Mom! I'm a real boy!!!!!
Asia: Nanny, are you alright?
Nanny: *stares*
Once Mikey aged into a child, the two got along much better
Victoria: If you THINK for a second I'm going to be your best friend, you're wrong
Victoria: I'm much too cooler than that
Mikey: Well at least I had a better party than you!
Victoria: Your party sucked
Yeah they get along great
Victoria: I AM the coolest chick in town!