Figurine Crack Theatre - Naruto Edition - Redux Revisited
I should not be allowed to:
A. buy toys of any kind, and
B. own a digital camera.
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, FOLKS! 37 PICTURES LIE BEYOND THIS CUT! AS WELL AS THREE NEW FIGURINE SETS! BE AMAZED AT THE CRACK PAIRINGS!! BE DAZZLED BY THE ODD POSITIONS THESE FIGURINES CAN BE PUT IN!! MARVEL AT MY INSANITY!!
Note: Destiny is not responsible for any nosebleeds, convulsions, headaches, stomachaches or any other ailments that may be experienced during the viewing of these photographs. LJ user discretions is advised.
This is where my Naruto figurine collection stands at currently. Ignore my post-it notes, and my manga collection, and the crappiness of the photograph (my batteries for my digital camera are dying). But still, there are 18 of them, some doubles (and one triple even). Granted, only 6 of them are awesome-looking and worth the amount I paid for them (Toy Toyko is calling my name - I can hear them from here, they miss me and want me to return to buy more!!). All the other, crappy figurines are $6.99 at Target. Seriously.
This is the first set that came out for the Figurines. I only have Team 10 and Team 7 ,which is one of the new sets that I picked up. There are also the Grass Ninja and the Sound Ninja. Apologies for the darkness of half the picture and the crappy quality of the board.
This is my Team 7. I think they are so dorky looking, but I couldn't resist.
Naruto from my Toy Toyko set and Naruto from my new crappy set.
Again, this time showing Sasuke.
And Lastly, we have Sakura.
Here's Team 7 and Shikamaru, because these are all the doubles (when I took this picture, I had yet to purchase the new figurine sets). Take a nice, long look at the differences in quality, coloring, and detailing with these sets.
This is the newer set. I saw these in the store when I went shopping with my sister and immediatetly threw two of the new sets in our shopping cart. Can you guess which two? :D
I saw Itachi and that was the first one I attacked. So much for NOT going down the toy aisle XD And even though I already own two Sasukes, I couldn't resist, so now I own 3 Sasukes It could have been 4 Sasuke's but...
...I bought the Legendary Sannin set instead of the one set with Gaara, Naruto and Sasuke. These ones are actually in pretty decent quality, even though Orochimaru refuses to be placed on his stand. Jiraiya is being the same way - he got on it easy enough, but now he won't go back on.
Look at these silly little things. The only reason they exist is because the makers of this figurines don't know how to make proper bases - the feet are all crooked and lopsided. I keep thinking of little Naruto frisbees when I see them.
Come on. Even Sasuke despises the bases. His feet are horribly uneven though. And looks like he's trying to hug someone. Emo!Sasuke wants a hug!
Now see, the first set should have come with bases, too. Because both this Sasuke and Ino refuse to stand. Sasuke keeps falling over because of the blasted shuriken, and Ino's legs have to be bent backwards for her to stand for a few seconds. Then she promptly gets too top-heavy and falls face first.
But anyway, here's double Kakashi. I find it kind of funny how the two sets have him in similiar positions, and that his Raikiri is so different in each. Hey! Look! My shitty hand-writing!!
Itachi's secret fantasy.
Oh, I'm sure he'd like to "poke" him in certain places XDDDD
Except, I wonder who would top in this situation. This Sasuke is taller than Itachi XD
I....I have no words for this picture. I probably had something witty in mind when I took it, but I think it's best to just leave this image open.
Doesn't Itachi have the funniest eyes? They're kind of crooked actually. But still. Nothing is funnier than turning him backwards to hide his mouth. I think Itachi is a lot sexier scarier when he doesn't speak and half of his face is hidden.
I had forgotten that I had twisted Itachi's head around, and when I came back later to play, I thought I was holding Tobi XD WHOOPS!!!
Again, one of those images that really don't require words. Except maybe an apology of Jiraiya's behalf.
This time, Tsunade and Sakura prepare for a duel, or a practice session.
This could get pervy real fast, folks...
BINGO! That position took forever to work out *facepalm*.
Apparently Ino wandered over. Looks like Sakura has to learn to share. Ino is totally going for a big ol' BOOB GRAB! I think Tsunade's got plenty there to grab, babe.
Something tells me Sakura's okay with sharing, though. It looks Kakashi is going to tickle her or something XD AND OH GOD, SAKURA'S BUTT!!! D:.
Ahh, now the girls are going at it again.
And...again. >______>
OH LOOK! KAKASHI IS RAPING SASUKE!!!
Now it's...Orochimaru's turn. Don't go to Sound Sasuke, it will only hurt your pride.
Looks like Sakura has come across a wounded Itachi. Wonder what she'll do with him. Hell if I know, I couldn't get them in any other cool positions so I could find out D:
I think our 5th Hogake has had a little too much sake. Either that, or she's demonstrating one of the tremendous amounts of butt shot images that the Naruto manga and anime are chock full of.
I think Naruto and Sasuke want some alone time. Look at Sasuke, already trying to get a leg around Naruto. Impatient little boy ;D
This is another one of those "Can-You-Tell-Me-What's-Wrong-With-This-Picture?" Game. It's a shame the quality sucks. But seriously, my figurines sit on a shelf right above my laptop, and it seems one of them fell and well....they landed in that position. I DID NOT do that on purpose though I wish I had, it's absolutly hysterical.
To end this, I thought I'd give some love to the characters that I didn't really show much of this time around. So, here are Sasuke and Gaara hoping to get it on with Shikamaru.
Gaara: "You must be this tall to ride."
Chouji: "DAMMIT!" *prepares to punch Gaara*
And lastly, the mess I made while I was having all this fun. I just kept throwing the figurines up there between shots or after they were done. I'm sure I could make a few funny comments about the orgy that is my figurines, but I'd rather have you guys do that for me XD
Over and out, lovies. Cross-posting to chuunin in the morning.
A. buy toys of any kind, and
B. own a digital camera.
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, FOLKS! 37 PICTURES LIE BEYOND THIS CUT! AS WELL AS THREE NEW FIGURINE SETS! BE AMAZED AT THE CRACK PAIRINGS!! BE DAZZLED BY THE ODD POSITIONS THESE FIGURINES CAN BE PUT IN!! MARVEL AT MY INSANITY!!
Note: Destiny is not responsible for any nosebleeds, convulsions, headaches, stomachaches or any other ailments that may be experienced during the viewing of these photographs. LJ user discretions is advised.
This is where my Naruto figurine collection stands at currently. Ignore my post-it notes, and my manga collection, and the crappiness of the photograph (my batteries for my digital camera are dying). But still, there are 18 of them, some doubles (and one triple even). Granted, only 6 of them are awesome-looking and worth the amount I paid for them (Toy Toyko is calling my name - I can hear them from here, they miss me and want me to return to buy more!!). All the other, crappy figurines are $6.99 at Target. Seriously.
This is the first set that came out for the Figurines. I only have Team 10 and Team 7 ,which is one of the new sets that I picked up. There are also the Grass Ninja and the Sound Ninja. Apologies for the darkness of half the picture and the crappy quality of the board.
This is my Team 7. I think they are so dorky looking, but I couldn't resist.
Naruto from my Toy Toyko set and Naruto from my new crappy set.
Again, this time showing Sasuke.
And Lastly, we have Sakura.
Here's Team 7 and Shikamaru, because these are all the doubles (when I took this picture, I had yet to purchase the new figurine sets). Take a nice, long look at the differences in quality, coloring, and detailing with these sets.
This is the newer set. I saw these in the store when I went shopping with my sister and immediatetly threw two of the new sets in our shopping cart. Can you guess which two? :D
I saw Itachi and that was the first one I attacked. So much for NOT going down the toy aisle XD And even though I already own two Sasukes, I couldn't resist, so now I own 3 Sasukes It could have been 4 Sasuke's but...
...I bought the Legendary Sannin set instead of the one set with Gaara, Naruto and Sasuke. These ones are actually in pretty decent quality, even though Orochimaru refuses to be placed on his stand. Jiraiya is being the same way - he got on it easy enough, but now he won't go back on.
Look at these silly little things. The only reason they exist is because the makers of this figurines don't know how to make proper bases - the feet are all crooked and lopsided. I keep thinking of little Naruto frisbees when I see them.
Come on. Even Sasuke despises the bases. His feet are horribly uneven though. And looks like he's trying to hug someone. Emo!Sasuke wants a hug!
Now see, the first set should have come with bases, too. Because both this Sasuke and Ino refuse to stand. Sasuke keeps falling over because of the blasted shuriken, and Ino's legs have to be bent backwards for her to stand for a few seconds. Then she promptly gets too top-heavy and falls face first.
But anyway, here's double Kakashi. I find it kind of funny how the two sets have him in similiar positions, and that his Raikiri is so different in each. Hey! Look! My shitty hand-writing!!
Itachi's secret fantasy.
Oh, I'm sure he'd like to "poke" him in certain places XDDDD
Except, I wonder who would top in this situation. This Sasuke is taller than Itachi XD
I....I have no words for this picture. I probably had something witty in mind when I took it, but I think it's best to just leave this image open.
Doesn't Itachi have the funniest eyes? They're kind of crooked actually. But still. Nothing is funnier than turning him backwards to hide his mouth. I think Itachi is a lot sexier scarier when he doesn't speak and half of his face is hidden.
I had forgotten that I had twisted Itachi's head around, and when I came back later to play, I thought I was holding Tobi XD WHOOPS!!!
Again, one of those images that really don't require words. Except maybe an apology of Jiraiya's behalf.
This time, Tsunade and Sakura prepare for a duel, or a practice session.
This could get pervy real fast, folks...
BINGO! That position took forever to work out *facepalm*.
Apparently Ino wandered over. Looks like Sakura has to learn to share. Ino is totally going for a big ol' BOOB GRAB! I think Tsunade's got plenty there to grab, babe.
Something tells me Sakura's okay with sharing, though. It looks Kakashi is going to tickle her or something XD AND OH GOD, SAKURA'S BUTT!!! D:.
Ahh, now the girls are going at it again.
And...again. >______>
OH LOOK! KAKASHI IS RAPING SASUKE!!!
Now it's...Orochimaru's turn. Don't go to Sound Sasuke, it will only hurt your pride.
Looks like Sakura has come across a wounded Itachi. Wonder what she'll do with him. Hell if I know, I couldn't get them in any other cool positions so I could find out D:
I think our 5th Hogake has had a little too much sake. Either that, or she's demonstrating one of the tremendous amounts of butt shot images that the Naruto manga and anime are chock full of.
I think Naruto and Sasuke want some alone time. Look at Sasuke, already trying to get a leg around Naruto. Impatient little boy ;D
This is another one of those "Can-You-Tell-Me-What's-Wrong-With-This-Picture?" Game. It's a shame the quality sucks. But seriously, my figurines sit on a shelf right above my laptop, and it seems one of them fell and well....they landed in that position. I DID NOT do that on purpose though I wish I had, it's absolutly hysterical.
To end this, I thought I'd give some love to the characters that I didn't really show much of this time around. So, here are Sasuke and Gaara hoping to get it on with Shikamaru.
Gaara: "You must be this tall to ride."
Chouji: "DAMMIT!" *prepares to punch Gaara*
And lastly, the mess I made while I was having all this fun. I just kept throwing the figurines up there between shots or after they were done. I'm sure I could make a few funny comments about the orgy that is my figurines, but I'd rather have you guys do that for me XD
Over and out, lovies. Cross-posting to chuunin in the morning.