69 [voice]

Apr 12, 2011 16:11

[With great gusto does the sound of a violin play, and though it sounds similar to Wataru's usual tune, it is definitely a lot more peppy. When playing is finished, he lets out an exaggerated sigh.]

Ah~ fair maiden whose ears have been ensnared by the beauty of my genius violin playing, I hope you are listening well to my words, too, as my voice can entangle a heart just as readily as my violin strings can bind it. To you, fair maiden, I leave a message of overflowing love and desire! [He whispers into the device in a sultry tone.] I love you, I love you, I love you...

I love you! All of you! Oh fated woman who is pure and beautiful as the dawning sun, hair as radiant as the sun's rays, know now that I, Kurenai Wataru, am here for anything your heart desires!

Why this outpouring of my love, you must wonder? "Why, handsome and gentlemanly Wataru, are you addressing me with words of the truest love?" you must be asking yourself. Because I love you and because of this love, all those who wish to win a chance to go on a date with me this Friday evening will now have this chance!

"Oh, but dearest Wataru, how can I win this chance?"

My dear, it is a simple matter! Come, bring you ear closer to the speaker and I shall whisper it as any lover would to the one he adores the most: [Again, that seductive whisper is let free from his lips.] My destined lady, if you come to the shop between now and closing, buy any one CD of your choosing, and leave your name and number on the pad of paper by the register, you will be put into the drawing for being my date for the evening of Friday, the 15th of April, at 7pm.

[He raises his voice to the level of normal human speech.] Yes, my fair ladies, you have heard correctly! Do all that I whispered so lovingly into your ear and I shall reward you with the greatest and most wonderful prize known to mankind: me! [He laughs, which sounds a little crazy, before he sniffs and returns to sounding almost normal.] Don't forget, the window of opportunity is very limited, so if you want this glorious gift, please do stop by.

Until we meet in person, my most worthy woman! [And the audio cuts out.]

*polar opposites, !ic, -otoya possessed wataru, naoto fuyumine

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