I had to. I just had to.
THE TMI MEME
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Ganondorf Dragmire
Age: Over 100 technically. But he was dormant inside Zant so physically I peg him at about 35.
Birthdate: October 25th. That isn't canon. Just a date I've given him.
Sign: Scorpio for the Western Zodiac. And Dog for Chinese.
Height: 7'0". No really.
Weight: He's heavy.
Scars: Allll over. Mostly battle scars. His most notable is the thick scar he received after being stabbed in the chest by Ridley's tail.
Piercings: His ear
Tattoos: None.
Other bodily markings: His hair is about waist length.
Build: Muscles. But they're not obnoxious. They fit his body type.
Occupation: King of the Gerudo.
Drinking? Hell yes.
Smoking? No.
Other daily habits: Ganondorf plays the piano for about an hour everyday. The music helps keep him calm.
Hair: Since he lost his crown, it's usually in a braid.
Clothes: When he's not wearing his armor, I imagine he wears something like This
Scent: Cinnamon. Don't ask why.
Other notable physical details: He's got a Triforce symbol on the back of his right hand. It'll glow when it's close to either the Triforce of Wisdom or Courage.
Canon powers: Dude's a tank with magic powers to boot.
Spoken language(s): Common, yes. He can also speak the Gerudo language and the Hylian language.
Voice: He doesn't really have a voice actor. But in my head canon he sounds like this.
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Cup size/Penis size: Ganny's well endowed. Yep. :3
Size preference: Cupsize? Idk. He likes all da boobies.
Orientation: He's kind of straight. He'd totes do a guy though. Because sex is just another form of self gratification to him.
Best sexual experience: That one night in the Gerudo Fortress. Maaaassive orgy. :>
Worst sexual experience: When Nabs left him with the worst case of blue balls ever.
Top or bottom? Lol really? Ganny's a topper, depending on who he's with. Nabs and Zelda are the only people he'll ever bottom to.
Favorite position? Cowgirl. He likes a good show.
Underwear: /eyebrow waggle
Number one fantasy: Aha he's already done his number fantasy: Princess Zelda.
Sensitive areas: The small of his back, actually.
No-no places/triggers: His neck.
Favorite place to have sex: Table sex is pretty boss.
Something they want to try but haven't before: Hmmm...
Favorite kinks/sex acts: Ganondorf kind of sort of likes public sex.
Sleep naked or in pajamas? Naked!
Special talents: He's surprisingly flexible, despite his size.
Masturbation: Never really had to.
Toys? Nah. His partner's the toy.
Turn-ons: a challenge. Certain Triforce bearers.
What was their first time like? 16, with some nameless Gerudo. It was awkward. He doesn't like talking about it.
After-sex habits: He'd cuddle. If you ask. Otherwise, he tends to just forget anyone else is there.
Anything else? He's actually okay with romance and sex for love and all that. Go figure :3~