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Answer the questions, look up your answer on Urban Dictionary, pick the best (i.e. funniest, as we all know) definition.
-- Your name? Mallory
Inexplicable. Describes a woman who is mean, bitchy, rude, and stuck up, yet beautiful, caring, funny, and loveable, all at the same time. She is an object of desire, lust, and adoration by all men (and even some women), and that of envy, jealousy, and hate by most women. She is amazing, in all aspects of the word.
"Wow that bitch was mean as hell. I want her. She's such a fucking Mallory. I have to get her number!"
malory mallorie malorie; beautiful bitch amazing
-- Your age? 17
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
"How old are you?"
"17."
"Dude, that sucks..."
age awful middle wishing you were 18 worst year of your life
(it's not THAT bad....)
-- What should you be doing? sleeping
3. something you never get enough of once you hit the age of 15.
fairly obvious person:
wow, you like crap cheryl.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: thanks. its because i never get enough sleep.
fairly obvious person: you should be sleeping now.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: (she passed out.)
sleep crap bags under eyes stress lack of
-- Favorite color? Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
-- Birthplace? Georgia
(adj) when a creature's niche also includes the ability to stun or captivate prey with supernaturally beautiful or enthralling appearance.
This would be like the tiger in William Blake's poem "The Tyger": "Tyger, tyger, burning bright, in the forests of the night, what immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry". A georgia creature tends to also frighten and intimidate as well as enthrall.
beauty tiger predator prey animal primeval
(okay, wtf? I had to put this because it's fucking weird)
-- Month of your birth? May
1. may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"
may teachers work slacking classroom month
-- One of your nicknames? Mal (hate,hate,hate)
Mal:
(1) A man whore
(2) Someone who plays with women
'Your such a mal'
mal man whore plays women
-- Your name? Mallory
Inexplicable. Describes a woman who is mean, bitchy, rude, and stuck up, yet beautiful, caring, funny, and loveable, all at the same time. She is an object of desire, lust, and adoration by all men (and even some women), and that of envy, jealousy, and hate by most women. She is amazing, in all aspects of the word.
"Wow that bitch was mean as hell. I want her. She's such a fucking Mallory. I have to get her number!"
malory mallorie malorie; beautiful bitch amazing
-- Your age? 17
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
"How old are you?"
"17."
"Dude, that sucks..."
age awful middle wishing you were 18 worst year of your life
(it's not THAT bad....)
-- What should you be doing? sleeping
3. something you never get enough of once you hit the age of 15.
fairly obvious person:
wow, you like crap cheryl.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: thanks. its because i never get enough sleep.
fairly obvious person: you should be sleeping now.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: (she passed out.)
sleep crap bags under eyes stress lack of
-- Favorite color? Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
-- Birthplace? Georgia
(adj) when a creature's niche also includes the ability to stun or captivate prey with supernaturally beautiful or enthralling appearance.
This would be like the tiger in William Blake's poem "The Tyger": "Tyger, tyger, burning bright, in the forests of the night, what immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry". A georgia creature tends to also frighten and intimidate as well as enthrall.
beauty tiger predator prey animal primeval
(okay, wtf? I had to put this because it's fucking weird)
-- Month of your birth? May
1. may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"
may teachers work slacking classroom month
-- One of your nicknames? Mal (hate,hate,hate)
Mal:
(1) A man whore
(2) Someone who plays with women
'Your such a mal'
mal man whore plays women