Dear musicaldinotron:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it the first of May in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will try to forget a new life as a clone.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
destined_doom
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