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So today my Dad and I make an overnight trip to Reno, because although he's very in control he's a BIG gambler. Like he gambles so much like a high roller that when he shows up the casino shuttles him to a seperate check-in room where they serve you snacks as they check you in.... so much like a high roller that our "hotel room" is actually a three bedroom , two and a half bath suite that takes up half of the top floor of the casino. So much like a high roller that the casino wanted to buy us a 400$ steak dinner and did pay for all our food and drinks all night AND gave us a fruit and alcohol basket (more alcohol that fruit really...) ... and so much like a high roller that they offered to fly him first class ANYWHERE in the US just do he'll gamble more.
Anyway, I digress. So tonight we were in Reno and we thought it would be fun to go to one of the show things they put one. So we go to get tickets (which the casino also paid for!) to a show and find out that the only one left is the topless stipper showgirl show called "Bareback" so we're like "what the hell, how bad can it be right?" and we get tickets.
A few hours later im alone in the palacial hotel suite and I realize "SHIT, I am about to go see half naked women with my DAD!" so the best solution I can think up is to use the fruit and alcohol basket to get drunk enough to the point where it's not so akward... So a couple of badly mixed drinks later I am down on the casino in line with my dad, when we realize I have to be 21 to go in. No problem. No one even questioned it...I kinda actually think they thought I was like...some young mistress or something. Gross, so we go in to the show and order more drinks and the show starts.
There were a lot of boobs and ass , but it was all good country music and it was fine. UNTIL the male stippers come out and GRAB me. They carry me up to the stage and start two-stepping with me to the song "I like my women just a little on the trashy side". Then they seat my behind the "bar" on stage and start STRIPPING over me. My dad in the audience watching the whole time. Anyway I pulled off a male stipper's boxers , wore their cowboy hat and two of them kissed me. Thus concludes my night in Reno.
We decided "not to tell your mom" Leave me comments.
Anyway, I digress. So tonight we were in Reno and we thought it would be fun to go to one of the show things they put one. So we go to get tickets (which the casino also paid for!) to a show and find out that the only one left is the topless stipper showgirl show called "Bareback" so we're like "what the hell, how bad can it be right?" and we get tickets.
A few hours later im alone in the palacial hotel suite and I realize "SHIT, I am about to go see half naked women with my DAD!" so the best solution I can think up is to use the fruit and alcohol basket to get drunk enough to the point where it's not so akward... So a couple of badly mixed drinks later I am down on the casino in line with my dad, when we realize I have to be 21 to go in. No problem. No one even questioned it...I kinda actually think they thought I was like...some young mistress or something. Gross, so we go in to the show and order more drinks and the show starts.
There were a lot of boobs and ass , but it was all good country music and it was fine. UNTIL the male stippers come out and GRAB me. They carry me up to the stage and start two-stepping with me to the song "I like my women just a little on the trashy side". Then they seat my behind the "bar" on stage and start STRIPPING over me. My dad in the audience watching the whole time. Anyway I pulled off a male stipper's boxers , wore their cowboy hat and two of them kissed me. Thus concludes my night in Reno.
We decided "not to tell your mom" Leave me comments.