Belated Project 39 ficlet posting - four of four
Here's the last!
Title: Dirty Jokes
Author: Despina_Moon
Warnings: PG13
Pairing: Sanzo/Goku
Summary: Goku tells Sanzo a joke.
Notes: Written for Project Thirty-Nine. Many thanks to Moshesque for the beta.
Sanzo felt his lips twitch into a smile. There was a part of him shocked by Goku's extensive knowledge of human anatomy, and another part that enjoyed the filthy, nasty, hilarious joke he'd just heard. He set down his paper and looked over the top rim of his glasses. "Where did you hear that?"
"Hakkai."
Sanzo's right eyebrow shot up and warning bells peeled in his head. Hakkai schooling Goku in dirty jokes could not end well for Sanzo.
"But, I don't get it." Goku leaned his hip against the table next to Sanzo. "Hakkai said you'd explain it."
Sanzo froze and a chilling, sick feeling gathered in his stomach as he looked up and glared - no he scowled - at Goku. "Why wouldn't Hakkai explain it?"
"He said it wasn't his place." Goku bit his bottom lip and looked at the ceiling. "He also said that you needed to give me the talk about… maturing."
Maturing? Goku was eighteen, he must know already or at least have an idea. After all, with Gojyo around, he couldn't help but pick up some knowledge about sex. Sanzo glanced at Goku's confused expression. Then again, for the majority of his life, Goku had only been around monks. Maybe he didn't know.
"So… will ya give me the talk?"
Fucking Hakkai. "I don't think so."
"Hakkai said you'd say that, too." Did Goku just smile? "He said to tell you about seeing him and Gojyo together."
Oh no. "You saw them?"
"Yeah - they were in the shower together." Goku frowned. "Hakkai was real noisy and it sounded like he might be hurt. I ran in and there they were with Hakkai up against one of the shower walls and Gojyo with his giant -"
"That's enough!" Sanzo slammed his hands on the table and stood up, knocking over his chair and bashing his knee on the table in his haste to stop Goku's words. He was practically hyperventilating and he shook his head in a feeble attempt to exorcise the shower image.
Goku was silent but only for a moment. "They looked like they were havin' fun."
"Goku…" Sanzo trailed off, not really knowing where to start. He righted the chair and sat down again, this time facing Goku while he tried to remain calm.
"Hakkai was, well, he was real, ya know?"
"Look -"
"It made me feel kinda weird, but in a good way. Afterwards, I hadda…" Goku blushed and looked down.
Sanzo felt dizzy. He removed his glasses, set them on the table and then rubbed his forehead. Those idiots.
"Anyway, I was thinkin' maybe, you know, we could try it."
There was every probability that Sanzo's heart stopped beating. "What?"
"Well, I think I could handle it. Hakkai seemed to think I could, too."
Sanzo's mouth was dry and fury seethed through his veins. "Did he?"
"Yeah, and ..." Goku reach into his pocket and then set something on the table next to Sanzo's glasses, "he said we'd need this."
Sanzo tore his eyes away from the tube of lubricant and fumbled for his cigarettes. He didn't light one, though, because he didn't want Goku to see his shaking fingers. The next time he saw Hakkai, Sanzo was going to kill the bastard.
"Hakkai said my first time was important and that I should be with someone special." Goku glanced at him with that smile, the one that warmed Sanzo's heart and filled him with a sense of belonging. "Do you wanna?"
Did Sanzo want to? What kind of dumbass question was that? Fuck yes, he wanted to. He cleared his throat. "Look…" He glanced up to see Goku grinning at him.
"Yeah, you do wanna." Goku jumped on top of him and landed on Sanzo's lap. Adjusting, Goku straddled him and then he slipped his arms around Sanzo's neck. "I'm glad, 'cause I want to, too."
Sanzo's breath caught. "Do you even know what you're asking for?"
Goku chuckled and pressed their foreheads together. "Yeah, I know."
Suddenly, he knew Goku had tricked him. Even so, all of Sanzo's anger melted away when Goku kissed him. Sanzo decided that maybe he didn't mind being the joke if Goku was his payoff.
Title: Dirty Jokes
Author: Despina_Moon
Warnings: PG13
Pairing: Sanzo/Goku
Summary: Goku tells Sanzo a joke.
Notes: Written for Project Thirty-Nine. Many thanks to Moshesque for the beta.
Sanzo felt his lips twitch into a smile. There was a part of him shocked by Goku's extensive knowledge of human anatomy, and another part that enjoyed the filthy, nasty, hilarious joke he'd just heard. He set down his paper and looked over the top rim of his glasses. "Where did you hear that?"
"Hakkai."
Sanzo's right eyebrow shot up and warning bells peeled in his head. Hakkai schooling Goku in dirty jokes could not end well for Sanzo.
"But, I don't get it." Goku leaned his hip against the table next to Sanzo. "Hakkai said you'd explain it."
Sanzo froze and a chilling, sick feeling gathered in his stomach as he looked up and glared - no he scowled - at Goku. "Why wouldn't Hakkai explain it?"
"He said it wasn't his place." Goku bit his bottom lip and looked at the ceiling. "He also said that you needed to give me the talk about… maturing."
Maturing? Goku was eighteen, he must know already or at least have an idea. After all, with Gojyo around, he couldn't help but pick up some knowledge about sex. Sanzo glanced at Goku's confused expression. Then again, for the majority of his life, Goku had only been around monks. Maybe he didn't know.
"So… will ya give me the talk?"
Fucking Hakkai. "I don't think so."
"Hakkai said you'd say that, too." Did Goku just smile? "He said to tell you about seeing him and Gojyo together."
Oh no. "You saw them?"
"Yeah - they were in the shower together." Goku frowned. "Hakkai was real noisy and it sounded like he might be hurt. I ran in and there they were with Hakkai up against one of the shower walls and Gojyo with his giant -"
"That's enough!" Sanzo slammed his hands on the table and stood up, knocking over his chair and bashing his knee on the table in his haste to stop Goku's words. He was practically hyperventilating and he shook his head in a feeble attempt to exorcise the shower image.
Goku was silent but only for a moment. "They looked like they were havin' fun."
"Goku…" Sanzo trailed off, not really knowing where to start. He righted the chair and sat down again, this time facing Goku while he tried to remain calm.
"Hakkai was, well, he was real, ya know?"
"Look -"
"It made me feel kinda weird, but in a good way. Afterwards, I hadda…" Goku blushed and looked down.
Sanzo felt dizzy. He removed his glasses, set them on the table and then rubbed his forehead. Those idiots.
"Anyway, I was thinkin' maybe, you know, we could try it."
There was every probability that Sanzo's heart stopped beating. "What?"
"Well, I think I could handle it. Hakkai seemed to think I could, too."
Sanzo's mouth was dry and fury seethed through his veins. "Did he?"
"Yeah, and ..." Goku reach into his pocket and then set something on the table next to Sanzo's glasses, "he said we'd need this."
Sanzo tore his eyes away from the tube of lubricant and fumbled for his cigarettes. He didn't light one, though, because he didn't want Goku to see his shaking fingers. The next time he saw Hakkai, Sanzo was going to kill the bastard.
"Hakkai said my first time was important and that I should be with someone special." Goku glanced at him with that smile, the one that warmed Sanzo's heart and filled him with a sense of belonging. "Do you wanna?"
Did Sanzo want to? What kind of dumbass question was that? Fuck yes, he wanted to. He cleared his throat. "Look…" He glanced up to see Goku grinning at him.
"Yeah, you do wanna." Goku jumped on top of him and landed on Sanzo's lap. Adjusting, Goku straddled him and then he slipped his arms around Sanzo's neck. "I'm glad, 'cause I want to, too."
Sanzo's breath caught. "Do you even know what you're asking for?"
Goku chuckled and pressed their foreheads together. "Yeah, I know."
Suddenly, he knew Goku had tricked him. Even so, all of Sanzo's anger melted away when Goku kissed him. Sanzo decided that maybe he didn't mind being the joke if Goku was his payoff.