May 16, 2005 00:36
*clears throat, flutters lashes* Madhabba, loves.
I am Lebanon. You know, that little tiny chunk on the end of the Mediterranean that, er, isn't Israel?
...no, I didn't expect you would. I'm afraid I'm not too much of a power player on the world stage, so I forgive any of you who've yet to make any familiarity with me. But I assure you all, I mean no harm to anyone, and I dearly hope to make all of your acquaintances soon!
And trust me, I will make you pay attention. Whether kindly or forcefully is up to you.
Who wants pastries? *winning smile*