Because we needed her --

[dontneedsavior]

There's the tap-tap noise of heels in the lobby, closely followed by a pretty brunette.  She's studying an article she's just finished, and pauses a moment to push up her glasses with a slight frown.  Apparently satisfied, she nods and heads to where there was just a door, not looking up from her papers.  "Perry?  Here's my..."  She trails off and blinks for a few seconds, then runs a hand through her hair with an irritated sigh.  "Okay, this isn't funny.  What happened to the Daily Planet?"

Typist: --You guessed it.  Lois Lane, of Superman Returns and sundry other things. :D?