I can't decide whether you should live or die :)
If the residents of the hotel would care to direct their attention to the lobby, they will find a man tied to a chair. For your viewing pleasure, here's one Bruce Wayne, tied up, bleeding and shirtless, with his mouth duct-taped shut. He's trembling, taking shaky breaths, and there are muffled noises that would be screams coming from behind the duct tape. For those who'd like to look closer, it says 'HA HA HA' on his chest and '<3, J' on his hip, and there's a red smiley face drawn on the duct tape. Please, someone come help him out.