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[cafechick]

Does anyone here want some lemonade? I swear it's not laced with morphine like Sherlock Holmes's tea at the Canon-Masion (aka DF), or dysentery like Pestilence's...well, tea. Lemonade is yummy and innocuous! It's not even the fake Koolaid stuff! Real lemons here, folks!

Please? Everyone to date has rejected my lemonade since I decided to make it my trademark!