Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd --

[thedemon_barber]

Here's a rather menacing-looking gentleman looking around a bit confusedly. He's tall, and quite bald, with quite a bloody shirt. He pauses and frowns.

"...And here I thought Hell would have fire and devils and the like," he remarks drily. "Apparently I was wrong."

Typist: Sweeney Todd, from Sondheim's musical of the same name. Don't aggravate him too much, please. XD