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[notsonasty]

*He's sixteen years old, unmistakably good-looking (and oh, note how flattering the khakis are) although the current expression of utter confusion may not be his most attractive. It was all of ten minutes ago he was in his bedroom working on Latin, and now he's on a boat when he's never been on a boat in his life.*

. . . Wha-?

Typist: Bobby Mayler, from Spring Awakening. *hides*