Defer!

[snickersneeee]

A rather stuffy little man (of, apparently, Japanese ancestry) appears on the scene looking absolutely confused and quite worried. At his side, he wears a snickersnee (katana, for these purposes ^^x) and he carries a small fan in his hands. "Oh dear," he murmurs. "I don't think I'm in Tipitu anymore...."

[Typist: Sorry for the scant introduction ^^x guess who -- it's Koko from "The Mikado"! Defer - Defer - to the Lord High Executioner!]