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[agentmcgeek]

Mark, it's the wicked witch of the west, your mother

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[_greenified_]

...............

Excuse me?

[agentmcgeek]

Oh. Oh my.

You're excused.

[_greenified_]

No, I'm pretty sure you're the one who needs excusing. You like just throwing that name around casually? My name?

[agentmcgeek]

Now now, calm down dearie. I was just using it as a form of expression. Let me make you a fruitcake and we'll make it all better. Or I can take you shopping! Though, on this ship, I don't think they have white sales.

[_greenified_]

.... I'm not much for shopping. I clash with any clothes I wear.

[agentmcgeek]

Oh no, don't worry about that. There are colors that can really bring out your... eyes.

[_greenified_]

.... nice try at discreet.

[agentmcgeek]

I'm Jewish. I don't really pull off discreet well. Far be it from me to rain on anyone's parade - that's my mother's job.

[_greenified_]

What's a Goo-ish? And I don't want a parade. Or any rain.

[agentmcgeek]

Jewish. It's my faith. We go down to the temple and we celebrate the Yom Kippur. My son, my baby, he actually called me this year. I was a little verklempt.

[_greenified_]

.... oh. You're one of those "religious" people, then. I've heard of you. *eyes her like a strange animal she's never seen before*

[agentmcgeek]

*laughs* You're funny. This coming from the woman who looks like she's related to Kermit.

[_greenified_]

*scowls* What's the matter? Never seen a green girl before? I imagine it must be quite a shock for such a mild-mannered and polite woman like you.

[agentmcgeek]

*still smiling* Oh, I'm all manner of polite, dearie. It's... It's Jewish politeness. We're very blunt. How about I make you come cookies. You look a little hungry.

[_greenified_]

No thanks. You'd probably poison them.

[agentmcgeek]

Now why would I do that when I can guilt trip you to death like a good mother would. You're breaking my heart. Does your mother know you act like this?