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A very flamboyantly dressed woman enters the scene with a flourish of her cape. "I am Adolpha Pirelli, the king of a-barbers the barber of kings! I blow you a kiss!" She does this. "And I the so famous Pirelli, I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say! Oh.... So sorry.... Signores, signoras, may I interest you in some of Pirelli's Miracle Elixir?"
(Yep, I'm Pirelli, isn't it wonderful?)
(Yep, I'm Pirelli, isn't it wonderful?)