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[usasoapqueen]

*enters, wide-eyed and seemingly innocent* *looks around*

Oh! Hello! How did I end up here? I was just in Beaumont Sur Mer... Oh well. *shrugs and smiles* I'm Christine! Christine Colgate.

*hands anyone who approaches a pretty, nicely-wrapped, bar of soap*

Typist: Christine from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Don't trust the wide-eyed cuteness.