The Surprisingly Optimistic Public Musings of the Opera Ghost!

[punjab_you]

Christine and I are to be married

Comments

[valetudinarius]

Congratulations to you both. 'S rather nice to see another happy couple that's... not dysfunctional. Anyway, this is such great news.

My friends and I would like to inquire, M'sieur, do you plan on having a stag party at all?

[punjab_you]

Not dysfunctional?! *bursts out laughing*

Merci, M. Joly.

Stag...party? Please explain this terminology to me, monsieur; I am afraid I am unfamiliar with such a concept.

O.G.

Typist: OHMYGODYES.

[valetudinarius]

Not dysfunctional as in... not cheating. Yet, I'd hope. Must give it at last a few weeks before that kicks in.

'S basically a party where a horde of men gather for a party before a friend or acquaintance goes off to get married. Bachelor party, I think if you've heard of that. A number of things are involved with them, some that probably shouldn't be mentioned.

At least, 's what I gather, I can't recall ever going to one before.

[punjab_you]

*shocked* I would never cheat on Christine! I thought you meant dysfunctional as in...well, we have had a bumpy past, what with my stalking her and threatening to kill her (former!) fiancé, and her leaving me... Besides, who in the world would I cheat on her with?

*tinyvoice*butwhatifshecheatsonme?withthevicomte?

Sounds like a pleasant idea. *completely innocent* Why should some things not be mentioned? Oh well. I should certainly like to have one of these parties, then. Do I send out invitations, or is it more of a casual occasion? Perhaps I shall make an announcement on my journal.

O.G.

[valetudinarius]

I know you would never cheat on her. 'S why I said it was nice to see a non-dysfunctional couple. *frowns* And she wouldn't cheat on you, I'm sure.

*shrugs* You'll find out, I suppose. Announcing on your journal sounds a wonderful idea.

[punjab_you]

Oh... *remembers* Right... well, thank you, then. *smiles*