The rampant spinster arrives

[nocapribbons]

She has only just arrived at the Mansion, but, having decided she must have arrived for a reason, however obscure, she has already set to work

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[mad_leprechaun]

*watches the weird lady with her books and cushion for a while, then picks up one of the tracts and frowns at the cover*

What the... what the fuck, lady?

[nocapribbons]

*gasps, horrified* Sir! Your language! *shoves a tract on profanity at him*

[mad_leprechaun]

My language? What about your fucken books, lady? *shoves the tract back at her* I've gotta live here, you know.

[nocapribbons]

My books are instructive and spiritually cleansing reading material! There is no value in your language, only degradation!

[mad_leprechaun]

It's propaganda! *pained* And you put a book in the fucken couch. Where the hell am I supposed to sit?

[nocapribbons]

You could sit and read it. Then it would be in your hands, and not between the cushions. *smiles!*

[mad_leprechaun]

*smacks himself in the head with his palm, frustrated* Listen, you auld bitch, I'm not gonna read your fucken books, alright? Best you can hope for is that I don't take 'em all up and throw 'em in the fucken lake, got it?

[nocapribbons]

*indignant look* You, sir, ought to be ashamed of yourself for speaking to a Christian woman in such a manner!

[mad_leprechaun]

*sighs angrily* Of course you're a Christian, it's always the fucken Christians. Do you know how much trouble your lot has caused me, with your books and your bells and your... books! For fuck's sake, can't you torment some other poor soul for once?

[nocapribbons]

Whatever trouble you may experience on earth, sir, is nothing at all when compared with the dreadful suffering that awaits you if you do not repent of wickedness!

[mad_leprechaun]

Ok, that's it! The books are going in the lake! *starts collecting the tracts and pamphlets*

[nocapribbons]

*shrieks* You-- oh, you horrible man!

[mad_leprechaun]

*grins at her, his arms full of books* I'm a leprechaun, you old bitch. And a raging pagan one at that, so you'll be wanting to say goodbye to your Bibles just about now.

[nocapribbons]

*is apparently going to faint dead away now*

[mad_leprechaun]

*looks over the stack of books in his arms, concerned-- it's no fun if they don't scream at him*

Hey. Hey, Christian. Christian? *with another exasperated sigh he drops the books in a heap and goes over to her* Wake up, Christian. *pats her cheek*

[nocapribbons]

*opens her eyes, and upon seeing him, promptly shrieks again*