Greetings!

[moderatelymad]

A very good day to you, ladies, gentlemen and other. My friends call me Florian, and there's no reason you shouldn't do the same. I see you've already met my esteemed compatriot. We both hail from Westmark, which is a book written by Master Lloyd Alexander, and also a place which is best located, my typist says, by aiming at a spot between France and Germany and missing. It's rather like flying that way.

I am a lawyer by training, a dangerous lunatic by reputation, and by nature, most disgraceful of all, a reasonable man.

Delighted to make your acquaintance.