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Crackplot: Anything Goes?

Oct 16, 2006 02:32

If anyone's noticed, someone's been tampering with the calendars. Time's always been iffy, hereabouts, but today (the term, at this rate, being relative) it's even more out-of-synch than usual. Whoever did this, he's pleased with himself ( Read more... )

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lilygreeneyes October 16 2006, 22:37:29 UTC

*forrrrrr she is a pirate wench! and it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate wench!*

agrotera October 17 2006, 04:48:32 UTC

Who is summarily pounced by another pirate wench, complete with bare arms, low-cut bodice and dramatic but conveniently not disfiguring scar. "Hullo there, lovely."

lilygreeneyes October 17 2006, 10:21:51 UTC

"Ahoy there yourself." She glances down at the tray of rum she's carrying. "After a drink, are ye?"

moonmarauder October 17 2006, 15:18:33 UTC

"She may not be, but I am. Savvy?" Remus wanders by, in full pirate rig, and snatches a bottle of rum off the tray, giving a rakish grin. "Hullo, pet."

lilygreeneyes October 17 2006, 15:21:29 UTC

She gives a saucy, pirate wench grin back at him. "Good morrow, captain. Where are ye headed today?"

moonmarauder October 17 2006, 15:30:10 UTC

"Tortuga, love. Care t' join me?" He offers an arm, then, taking a rather large swig of rum.

lilygreeneyes October 17 2006, 15:36:15 UTC

"Ooohhhhh, y'know, I miss the old rat-hole." She takes his arm with a toothy grin. "Lead the way, Cap'n!"

which_is_which October 17 2006, 17:15:40 UTC

Two drunken pirates stumble in, one carrying a bottle of rum, the other slurring words to a parrot on his shoulder.

"Arrr, what ye be up to?" Fred swaggers, swinging his bottle of rum. "Not rompin' around without us, arrrre ye?"

George doesn't seem to notice the others, but begins an argument with the parrot. "No, I be tellin' ye, the treasure t'warnt there, someone as stole it, they 'ave!"

moonmarauder October 17 2006, 17:59:23 UTC

"Ahoy, mates!" Remus greets them, before leaning over to plant a kiss on Lily's cheek. "We be off t' Tortuga. Are ye comin'?"

which_is_which October 17 2006, 18:09:04 UTC

"Sure as we be sailors!" Fred cackles, and stumbles up the plank. "What we be goin' t' Tortuga for? Assemble a crew? Go after some treasure, eh?" He grins greedily.

George follows Fred onto the ship, muttering, "I 'ad me some treasure. Some rotter dun stole it... blood pirates..." Then suddenly aware of his surroundings, he perks up. "Oy, where's the rum gone?"

moonmarauder October 17 2006, 18:19:50 UTC

"Wenches, mate! --An' rum, 'f course. Possibly treasure." And Remus grabs another bottle of rum off Lily's tray and passes it to George. "Save some for me, aye?"

which_is_which October 17 2006, 21:07:45 UTC

Fred's eyes gleam and he licks his lips. "Wenches? Wenches you say? Aye, I could do with a good buxom barmaid or two."

"And I just want the rum. And me damned treasure." George takes a swig and passes it back to Remus.

moonmarauder October 17 2006, 22:43:23 UTC

"Well, there's plenty t' be had in Tortuga." He takes a swig as well, then wanders over to the ship's wheel. "Let's be off, then!"

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