Crackplot!

[afterthinking]

Epimetheus doesn't even realise that what he's doing is technically a crackplot. All he knows is that it involves glitter. A lot of glitter

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[stagman]

*This looks like a crackplot, and James loves crackplots... no, seriously, he does. So, here are three muffins stolen and a streamer is pulled down and tied around his head ninja style*

*he wanders out of the room, sparkling and shimmering like a sparkly-shimmery thing*

[theboywho_lived]

*blinks at James when he sees him*

[stagman]

Hi Harry! *sparklybeam!*

[moonmarauder]

...*and we now have James to thank for the Sparkly* -- I should really know better than to eat food from you by now.

[which_is_which]

The twins saunter in, not bothering to duck under the streamers. "Soooo, this is how Prongs got us last night."

Fred flaps his wings fondly. "You know, I'm actually starting to get used to them."

"Moony, don't you look pretty still," George sniggers.

"Sparkles suit you so well--"

"--really bring out the colour in your eyes, don't they?"

"What you really need is hair to match."

"What would you prefer, my lavender, or George's aquamarine?"

"We could probably do something else, if you liked." They grin incorrigibly.

[moonmarauder]

I'd prefer neither, thanks. *tousles their hair, anyway, just to get them sparkly* --Actually, what I'd prefer is to be not sparkly and to have a Padfoot here.

[which_is_which]

George coughs at the sparkles and frowns. "Great. I look faaaabulous now. Sparkly wings, sparkles on my person and bright blue hair. Yup, I vote revenge."

"George, stop being such a stick in the mud. You should try something different once in a while." Fred laughs. "Although I'll admit it, this is getting a little ridiculous."

"So Moony, who -is- Padfoot?"

"Yeah, a chance to meet another Marauder is one we'd jump on."

"Though not literally."

"Probably not."

[moonmarauder]

*grins* Padfoot? You might've heard of him. In fact, you know him already. He's Sirius. --And only I'm allowed to jump on him, thank you.

[which_is_which]

"You two are an item now?"

"Will wonders never cease?"

"Congratulations, old man!"

"And don't worry about us."

"We're more interested in pranks and the magical discoveries of the universe--"

"--than exploring our romantic options."

"Speak for yourself George..." Fred snorts, looks over and eyes Max thoughtfully, biting his lip. "You could probably use a good snog. I know I could."

George clucks his tongue and sighs. "Fred, Fred Fred, always thinking with his--"

"George!!"

"... wand."

[moonmarauder]

*blinks* Of course we are. We were before, things just -- erm, well, happened. *and grins* As long as you don't torture me too much, I'm fine with that.

[stagman]

You really should, I don't understand why you still do it. Maybe you secretly crave the excitement...