Sausages! Pig sausages! Inna bun!
It is a law of nature that wherever any crowd of people is gathered, someone will show up to try and sell them something in a bun.
That person is this man: a skinny, scruffy man with an enormous overcoat bulging with merchandise (some of which might be valuable, or at least edible, but don't bet on it) and a tray hanging from his shoulders. The strange lumps on it may be some kind of meat product. For a very generous definition of "meat".
Without preamble, he wanders into the Mansion and begins to hawk his wares in a strident voice:
GET YER PIG SAUSAGES! C.M.O.T. Dibbler's my name! Pig sausages inna bun! Honest merchant from Ankh-Morpork, I am! Pig sausages, two for a dollar - and that's cuttin' me own throat, that is!
Typist: Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler is from the Discworld books, as one of Ankh-Morpork's more . . . charming features.
Don't eat anything he sells you, ever. When he says "meat from a named animal", he means "Fido" or "Spot".
That person is this man: a skinny, scruffy man with an enormous overcoat bulging with merchandise (some of which might be valuable, or at least edible, but don't bet on it) and a tray hanging from his shoulders. The strange lumps on it may be some kind of meat product. For a very generous definition of "meat".
Without preamble, he wanders into the Mansion and begins to hawk his wares in a strident voice:
GET YER PIG SAUSAGES! C.M.O.T. Dibbler's my name! Pig sausages inna bun! Honest merchant from Ankh-Morpork, I am! Pig sausages, two for a dollar - and that's cuttin' me own throat, that is!
Typist: Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler is from the Discworld books, as one of Ankh-Morpork's more . . . charming features.
Don't eat anything he sells you, ever. When he says "meat from a named animal", he means "Fido" or "Spot".