She who thenceforth shall be called -- The Lurex Avenger!

[thelurexavenger]

She who shall be named Stench-Banisher, Perfume-Bringer, Flower-Scatterer, Ender of the Darkness, she who shall wrench this place an the people from the shadows into light!

She stands, hands on hips, surveying the crowd.

And where have I ended up this time, darlings? Can anyone say?

Typist: Patrick "Pussy" Braden, from Breakfast on Pluto by

Comments

[ambereyedraven]

I haven't a clue.

[thelurexavenger]

Well aren't you an interesting one. What's your name, sweety-pie?

[ambereyedraven]

I try to be. I am Liriel.

[thelurexavenger]

*offers her hand* Pussy Braden. Pleasure!

[ambereyedraven]

I hope so. *blinks at the hand, before remembering what to do and shaking it*

[thelurexavenger]

There you are, darling, that's the idea! Where abouts are you from?

[ambereyedraven]

A bit of everywhere, really, though I haven't found a human here that knows of any place I've been.

[thelurexavenger]

Well I've not heard of everywhere, but you could give me a try.

-- are you not human, then? *blink*

[ambereyedraven]

Starting wide? Faerûn. -- *raises an eyebrow* Do I look it?

[thelurexavenger]

... nope, never heard of it. *shrugs* And I didn't think it was polite to ask.

[ambereyedraven]

Oh, don't worry about being polite.

[thelurexavenger]

I always try to be, anyway. Not being polite gets you in trouble.

[ambereyedraven]

That might explain a lot about me.

[thelurexavenger]

Truly? Perhaps I could teach you some manners. *eyelashbatting*

[ambereyedraven]

Oh, I suppose you could try. I've been told I'm a horribly hard case as far as being a student goes, hoewever.

[thelurexavenger]

Oh, no case is ever too hard for Pussy, darling. I'd absolutely love to take you on.