Birthday catch-up

[callmestargirl]

In rushes a flustered Stargirl, pulling behind her a wagon full of wrapped packages, ribbons, and balloons all the colors of the rainbow.

"I'm sorry I'm late. Truly, I am. I hope these presents make up for it."

*whips out her trusty ukulele and begins to strum*

Happy Belated Birthday to you

Comments

[alovely_letdown]

*oh, yay, someone remembered!* You absolute dear! Thank you! *goes and opens the box, and is mildly horrified when her present jumps out at her* .........Well. Pammy might like this....this thing.

[winestains]

*helpfully* It's a ferret. Cute, huh?

[alovely_letdown]

....Of course. My daughter will love it.

[winestains]

Sorry. *tips hat* I was just passing through. Those are great, you know. Use litter, just like a cat.

[alovely_letdown]

That's alright. But...it's a rodent, isn't it?

[winestains]

Close enough, I guess. They kill mice.