crackplot? kind of?

[loonyradish]

*Luna's been known for taking turns of phrases, metaphors and maxims too literally -- so now, on every single faucet in the entire Mansion, is a large sign with the words--

"DO NOT DRINK.

(Unless you want to get pregnant)"

Have your characters make of it what they will. She really does think she's done her good deed for the day; saved the world

Comments

[lureen_n_twist]

*Lureen, feelin' tired and stressed out, downs a big glass a tap water*

Someone should be keepin' a watch on kids, keep em from tryin' ta play pranks on innocent people.

[jack_fing_twist]

If you're pregnant, there's somn wrong cause it aint mine.

[jack_fing_twist]

ooc: lol, Lureen-mun, tap water.guh.

[lureen_n_twist]

ooc: She's far more practical than you or I ;)

[jack_fing_twist]

ooc: yeah no kidding. you'd have to threaten me with a steak knife to get that outta me.

[lureen_n_twist]

Ain't pregnant. Just gotta excercise more, I guess. *confused frown*

[jack_fing_twist]

*rolls eyes* Prolly the bartenders, huh?

[lureen_n_twist]

Jack, I wish I could get some man ta sleep with me, but nothin' doin. 'Parently you're not the only one finds me unsuitable. Ain't pregnant.

[jack_fing_twist]

*kind of rubs her shoulder* good. you know ain't either of us real good parents as it is.

[lureen_n_twist]

Bobby's jus' fine.

[jack_fing_twist]

wull sure. and spoiled and lazy and he caint hardly read.

[lureen_n_twist]

He ain't spoiled, or lazy, and he could read if he would put any effort to it at all. He just has ta grow out of it. *Lureen doesn't even know what she means by that*

[jack_fing_twist]

Yeah, okay. *makes a quite scoffing sound*

[lureen_n_twist]

Speakin' of kids, seems my parents saw fit ta drop ours off here. He's waitin' for you ta get him orange juice. I don't think this tap water's good for him.