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[headseamstress]

*Enter a pretty young woman, dressed in a rather immodest style of clothing and wearing a faint smirk*

The name's Rosie Palm, and I'm a seamstress. *leans against a wall, smiling* You could say I'm open for business.

Typist: Rosie Palm, everyone's favourite seamstress! Mostly from Night Watch, though she is mentioned in other Discworld books.

Comments

[zeusexmachina]

*dismissively* Too easy.

[headseamstress]

*smirks* Just because I take payment for my services doesn't mean I'm easy.

[zeusexmachina]

*flashes a grin* I don't pay.

[headseamstress]

Then you won't be getting your clothes mended, will you? *sweet smile*

[zeusexmachina]

I hardly need mortals for that.

[headseamstress]

That's not what I've heard.

[zeusexmachina]

...

Excuse me?

[headseamstress]

*grins* You heard me.

[zeusexmachina]

Oh, please.

[headseamstress]

*drily* Begging for it, are we?

[zeusexmachina]

You know if I were, sweetheart.

[headseamstress]

'M sure I would. Care to show me?

[zeusexmachina]

*just laughs* No, I don't think so.