Hi.
Hi.
I don't even know why I'm here.
Actually that's a lie. I need to stop lying. I'm a compulsive liar. I once swore on Nine Stories that I wouldn't lie.
I guess I lied to Mr. Salinger. I don't think he'd mind though. I guess his protagonists are a little bit like me. Minus the fact that they're not entirely devoid of emotion.
I lied again. I'm not either.
Anyway.
I'm John Galardi. That's my real real name. But in my zine, Bananafish, I go by Giovanni. My friend ex the author of Escape Velocity friend, Marisol, calls me Gio because when we first met I lied and told her it was my real name.
... yeah.
Um. Anyways.
Bye? I guess?
P.S.- Check out my zine!!!!
Typist: John Galardi Jr. from Ellen Wittlinger's Hard Love Yay. :D He's cool. Because he's all confused and screwed up and shit. :D Wahey.
I don't even know why I'm here.
Actually that's a lie. I need to stop lying. I'm a compulsive liar. I once swore on Nine Stories that I wouldn't lie.
I guess I lied to Mr. Salinger. I don't think he'd mind though. I guess his protagonists are a little bit like me. Minus the fact that they're not entirely devoid of emotion.
I lied again. I'm not either.
Anyway.
I'm John Galardi. That's my real real name. But in my zine, Bananafish, I go by Giovanni. My friend ex the author of Escape Velocity friend, Marisol, calls me Gio because when we first met I lied and told her it was my real name.
... yeah.
Um. Anyways.
Bye? I guess?
P.S.- Check out my zine!!!!
Typist: John Galardi Jr. from Ellen Wittlinger's Hard Love Yay. :D He's cool. Because he's all confused and screwed up and shit. :D Wahey.