(Adult) Crackplot time!
Feeling a bit better after having a good temper tantrum yesterday, Set is bored today and feels like causing a bit of havoc. He's left out a tray of various fruit juices on a table--deliciously tempting in the summer heat, iced fruit juices with little sprigs of mint and vari-colored straws. The effects of these irrisistably yummy juices are as follows:
Pomegranate - the victim becomes a boytoy to Set's taste, namely young (barely legal) and pretty, slender, petite, and incredibly horny.
Cherry - the quaffeur becomes a hermaphroditic camel, also incredibly horny.
Lime - the drinker will find his or her self absolutely irresistable to the opposite sex. Unfortunately this irresistibility does NOT apply to humans, but most other creatures should be effected. For the man who has everything--now you can have your very own following of besotted mice. (Or ducks, cockroaches, or mongeese, if you're particularly lucky.)
Carrot - the hapless thirst-quencher will be beset with uncontrollable flatulence.
Raspberry - the poor unfortunate will find himself unable to speak anything but cheesy pick-up lines.
Guava - the curious fool becomes wildly narcissistic.
Watermelon - the guzzler will suddenly be unable to speak a word of truth.
So who's thirsty?
Pomegranate - the victim becomes a boytoy to Set's taste, namely young (barely legal) and pretty, slender, petite, and incredibly horny.
Cherry - the quaffeur becomes a hermaphroditic camel, also incredibly horny.
Lime - the drinker will find his or her self absolutely irresistable to the opposite sex. Unfortunately this irresistibility does NOT apply to humans, but most other creatures should be effected. For the man who has everything--now you can have your very own following of besotted mice. (Or ducks, cockroaches, or mongeese, if you're particularly lucky.)
Carrot - the hapless thirst-quencher will be beset with uncontrollable flatulence.
Raspberry - the poor unfortunate will find himself unable to speak anything but cheesy pick-up lines.
Guava - the curious fool becomes wildly narcissistic.
Watermelon - the guzzler will suddenly be unable to speak a word of truth.
So who's thirsty?