THIS IS NOT A CRACKPLOT. Kthxbai.

[ave_screams]

*sits on a stool next to a table with three trays of jello nicely set up on it*

I said I'd bring jello.

*points to the first tray* This is orange jello. It's the most generic kind. *points to the second tray* Chocolate jello. It's really good. *points to the third* Jello shots! Watermelon-flavoured jello with Malibu coconut rum.

Enjoy!

Comments

[three_smiles]

*looks at it quietly* What is it?

[ave_screams]

Jello.

It's a fairly popular food/desert/thing. Try some-- it's really good.

[three_smiles]

How is it eaten?

[ave_screams]

Well... you take a little piece of it, and um, use a fork or spoon, or spork, and.. just eat it.

*hands him a fork and plate* Try some.

I swear, it's not poisoned, or hexed, or cursed... like some of the other stuff around here...

[three_smiles]

*lifts the fork like he has no idea how to use it, and cautiously puts a little piece of jello in his mouth*

*after a moment* It is sweet.

[ave_screams]

See? *smiles*

Jello is the best.

[three_smiles]

*neither Russian shoemakers nor angels eat jello on a regular basis. Michael is so confused*

*turns his head slightly and looks at her gently*

[ave_screams]

Do you like it?

[three_smiles]

It is sweet.