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*tosses a half-smashed box of Bailey's truffles on a table, fresh from the Duty-Free Store and free to anyone willing to brave the questionable stains on the package*
Honey, I'm home! Sweeney's back, where's me damn welcomin' co-mit-tee?
*takes a swig from a bottle of Jameson's finest cheapest, of similar origin*
Oh, Ireland's a grand place. Not a bit like what I left, would you believe it? Didn't miss me at all. *laughs and sits down abruptly* Goddamn jet-lag...
Honey, I'm home! Sweeney's back, where's me damn welcomin' co-mit-tee?
*takes a swig from a bottle of Jameson's finest cheapest, of similar origin*
Oh, Ireland's a grand place. Not a bit like what I left, would you believe it? Didn't miss me at all. *laughs and sits down abruptly* Goddamn jet-lag...