*with the help of her typist's resident artist boy, Allison wheels a curious chair into the mansion*
*clears throat, grinning at the community* As some of you might know, I recently visited Key West. The moment I saw this, I knew I had to bring it back as a souvenir. It's an odd contraption, but the idea is that you sit down in it, press the button, and it'll rate your romantic qualities by lighting up in the appropriate spot. If it doesn't light up at all... *snrk* I suppose you simply haven't any. Enjoy!
Typist: Hello, crackplot. There are two rows of labels, as you can see. The top row reads captivating, artistic, wild thing, passionate, and confident. The bottom is adorable, fashionable, hot! hot!, courageous, and loveable. Just send your puppets right on over.