*looks curiously around*
I suppose this is what happens when you go a little overboard on your first night of shore-leave. I won't be doing that again in a hurry, I can tell you. (And no loud noises, please; I am quite sure that my head will make a dreadful mess if it explodes.)
Where am I?
This is all
fishforit's fault.
Lt William Bush of CS Forester's Horatio Hornblower fame, at your service.