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[lil_gavroche]

'Ow do y'do? My name's Gavroche!

I'm here from Les Miserables to join my good ABC Cafe friends. You all better watch your step, because even though I'm just a pup, I fight like twenty armies and I won't give up! So you better run for cover when the pup grows up!

Haha! *runs off to cause trouble*

Comments

[prof_ssnape]

The roaches appear to be getting somewhat smaller.

[lil_gavroche]

I might be small, but I'm not weak. I'm tall enough to kick you in the shins.

[prof_ssnape]

I assure you, you would highly regret it if you did.

[lil_gavroche]

*glowers*

*looks around, kicks Snape in the shins and punches his crotch, and runs to hide behind Grantaire*

[prof_ssnape]

*positively glowers, Apparates quickly behind Gavroche, and points his wand at him*

Petrificus Totalus!

[lil_gavroche]

*blinks at the wand and bites it*

[prof_ssnape]

*blinks* Merlin's toenails, why are you not Petrified?

[lil_gavroche]

Whadawhadawhada? *blinks* Your hair is greasy, and your breath smells. Oh yes.

You're old.

And creepy.

And probably never been with a woman.

.... EWWWWWWW.

[prof_ssnape]

As if wizarding children weren't bad enough.

[lil_gavroche]

Avra kedavra? That kind of wizard?

[prof_ssnape]

*grimaces slightly* Similar.

[isaidimsorry]

No, he hasn't.

[prof_ssnape]

Ah, Mr. Pettigrew. So, by that statement of apparent fact, I take it you have indeed been watching me constantly in the hope of seeing 'that greasy git' involved in some sort of coitus, and were sorely disappointed? I never knew you were such a voyeur.

[isaidimsorry]

I would have settled for seeing you self-pleasure inside those filthy underpants. It would explain how they got that way.

I've been too busy to watch greasy gits like you.

[prof_ssnape]

That would explain so much about you.

Then how, dare I ask, would you know the extent of my experience in those matters?

[isaidimsorry]

If I'm not getting any how could you?

Even streetwalkers expect their clients to be clean.

*depuppets, dead* I am so sorry.