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*Muzak plays over the DF PA system (which apparently, we have), but is interrupted by a loud Jeremy Irons-esque voice*
MEPHISTOPHELES. WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, WE HAVE A NEW BODY FOR YOU. PLEASE REPORT TO HELL IMMEDIATELY. ALTHOUGH ... KEEP IN MIND THAT NEW BODIES ARE SCARCE, MEPHISTOPHELES. YOU MAY HAVE A FEW PROBLEMS ADJUSTING TO THIS ONE. *a faint snicker of amusement amusion* HOWEVER, BE GLAD THAT THE LORD WAS KIND ENOUGH TO GRANT YOU ONE.
MEPHISTOPHELES. WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, WE HAVE A NEW BODY FOR YOU. PLEASE REPORT TO HELL IMMEDIATELY. ALTHOUGH ... KEEP IN MIND THAT NEW BODIES ARE SCARCE, MEPHISTOPHELES. YOU MAY HAVE A FEW PROBLEMS ADJUSTING TO THIS ONE. *a faint snicker of amusement amusion* HOWEVER, BE GLAD THAT THE LORD WAS KIND ENOUGH TO GRANT YOU ONE.