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Attention, members of Desperate Fans.
I, the Metatron, the Voice of God, come bearing a message from the Lord of All, Creator of Heaven and Earth, the Eternal Father.
...
You may carry on as usual.
Save for one or two of you. He has more specific messages for you.
Hemademedoitpleasedon'thurtme.
Typist: ...I'm so very sorry. God has a weird sense of humour. *BLAMES MARIKA ALL OVER THE PLACE* In any case... go! Spam Meta/God/me/everyone/your mom/your mom's face/your mom's face's dog's therapist's palmreader's nephew.
I, the Metatron, the Voice of God, come bearing a message from the Lord of All, Creator of Heaven and Earth, the Eternal Father.
...
You may carry on as usual.
Save for one or two of you. He has more specific messages for you.
Hemademedoitpleasedon'thurtme.
Typist: ...I'm so very sorry. God has a weird sense of humour. *BLAMES MARIKA ALL OVER THE PLACE* In any case... go! Spam Meta/God/me/everyone/your mom/your mom's face/your mom's face's dog's therapist's palmreader's nephew.