Goddam internet.
I guess I should introduce myself. I don't want to come off as a total bastard or anything. I really don't. I've just never been good at doing these sorts of things. Okay, so, here I go.
My name is Holden Caulfield and I'm 16 years old. I'm on sabbatical from Pencey Preperatory School in Agerstown, Pennsylvania. That place was filled with nothing buy phonies and crummy bastards. I was sick of it. Really, I was. It was always something with the goddam school. They usually had a problem with my grades, though.
I don't know why I'm still writing. None of you lazy bastards are reading this.
Holden.
Typist: Yea, I hope it's cool that I'm using this character. My name is Kevin, by the by. Holla back.
My name is Holden Caulfield and I'm 16 years old. I'm on sabbatical from Pencey Preperatory School in Agerstown, Pennsylvania. That place was filled with nothing buy phonies and crummy bastards. I was sick of it. Really, I was. It was always something with the goddam school. They usually had a problem with my grades, though.
I don't know why I'm still writing. None of you lazy bastards are reading this.
Holden.
Typist: Yea, I hope it's cool that I'm using this character. My name is Kevin, by the by. Holla back.