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Um... *looks around, rather confused* Well this girl is saying she's my typist and I need to let everyone know what's going on, but... I'm really not quite sure, exactly, so...
Typist: *sighs* Do I have to do EVERYTHING?
*indignant* Yeah, well you try getting knocked out by... what'd she call 'em?
Kitchen implements.
Right. Kitchen implements. ANYWAY. You try getting knocked out by kitchen implements and see how well YOU explain things!
*sighs* Fine.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF DESPERATEFANS! Due to a series of planned regrettable circumstances, involving tea, TROUBLE, and kitchen implements... Mark Thropp-Cohen has lost almost two years of his memory. His last memory is that Maureen broke up with him and he went out to get plastered. Which he did. He just doesn't remember anything after that. WHICH MEANS that anything that's happened in DF, or during RENT, he doesn't remember.
So... that is the announcement.
*sighs* This is going to be really interesting...
Typist: *sighs* Do I have to do EVERYTHING?
*indignant* Yeah, well you try getting knocked out by... what'd she call 'em?
Kitchen implements.
Right. Kitchen implements. ANYWAY. You try getting knocked out by kitchen implements and see how well YOU explain things!
*sighs* Fine.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF DESPERATEFANS! Due to a series of planned regrettable circumstances, involving tea, TROUBLE, and kitchen implements... Mark Thropp-Cohen has lost almost two years of his memory. His last memory is that Maureen broke up with him and he went out to get plastered. Which he did. He just doesn't remember anything after that. WHICH MEANS that anything that's happened in DF, or during RENT, he doesn't remember.
So... that is the announcement.
*sighs* This is going to be really interesting...