Aug 03, 2005 22:37
For all the idiotic Gryffindors and blond Hufflepuffs out there, I am not the Basilik from the chamber of secrets. Just because I have serpent in my livejournal screen name, doesn't mean I'm an actual snake. I'm Phineas Nigellus and I am perhaps the best headmaster that Hogwarts has ever had, but maybe that is why I died so young but at least I still have my devilishly good looks.
Now, before you even think about responding to this post with flames about how much better Gryffindor house is and how brave Parry Hotter is, I would like to point out the fact that I won't and don't care.
With that said, please have a nice day.
Typist: I LUFF PHINEAS LIEK OME! Worship him, biotches!
salazar,
harry,
sandman!death,
phineas nigellus,
snape,
ron,
helga hufflepuff,
sir nicholas,
hermione,
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