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[foreverpure]

*scowls around the community, having whisked the curtains back from her frame* MUDBLOODS, MUGGLES, WEREWOLVES, BLOOD TRAITORS, AND THIEVES!! *stops and looks at Slytherins &c with loads of approval* Except for you, of course. Hello, my dears. Especially Cissy, Bella, and Regulus. *blows a kiss to them* If you didn't know, I am Mrs. Black, of the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black. Yes, I am in a painting. No matter, I can still speak, can't I? *scowls at typist* Though this filthy Muggle of a girl has consented to type for me.

Typist: *ducks* Yes, everyone's favourite matron, from the Harry Potter books. Don't worry, no spoilers here!