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Hello all. My name is Aornis Hades.
Just a little bit about myself. I have five older brothers; Acheron (this would be the reason for my username-- also_AH-- the initials confuse people a lot) Styx, Phlegethon, Cocytus, and Lethe. Lethe is a disgrace and Styx isn't much better, although at least he had the courteousy to die and stop ruining the family name.
I enjoy ironic revenge, mental torture, and shopping.
I'm a mnemonomorph, meaning I can alter people's memories at my will. You might think it wasn't the most brilliant idea for me to tell you all so, but if your knowledge of it gets inconvenient I can always erase it, after all, so I seriously doubt it will be a problem. I can also manipulate coincidences to my advantage by decreasing the levels of entropy around me. So if you ever have a really nasty, unlikely situation on your hands, stop and think-- how is Aornis feeling about me lately? Keep that in mind and we'll all get along fine.
Now that introductions are out of the way . . . *holds up two pairs of expensive designer jeans* which do you think would suit me better? It doesn't matter much, because I won't be footing the bill, but it never hurts to put a little consideration into your wardrobe.
Typist: Aornis Hades, of Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next series. Specifically, Lost in a Good Book and The Well of Lost Plots