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Good morning, all, Lilly Moscovitz here. Has anyone seen Mia? She's supposed to give me an interview on her opinion of whale harvesting. Mia, if you read this, PLEASE call me back. I know you have a busy schedule, what with saving the world and running Genovia and all, but still. This is getting ridiculous. And did I ever apologise for the time when I was really mean to you before all this happened? I'm really sorry about that. I had no idea that you were a princess. Anyway, call me or IM me!
[Typist: Lilly's from The Princess Diaries. I was sent here by Maja, who is the best and wins at everything and whom everyone should worship.]