A brief note from one chemist to any others about the place.

Jul 08, 2005 19:51

I have in my posession a rather large amount of powders and substances which can be considered useful by some. I also have a ready supply which, thanks to recent events, is completely unusuable for me.

I can assure that these are quite pure and have the power to cause strong reactions. I can also assure you a reasonable price, and will direct you to someone else should you not be satisfied.

For those wary about the legality of such substances [Or the concern of loved ones over your usage of them], I can guarantee complete anonymity. In such a case, simply leave a note and inform me of where to meet you. [If you've any intention of doing me harm not that I think you'll try again so soon, Professor Moriarty, you need not apply here. I will be taking every precaution.]

Thank you for your time.

-Sherlock Holmes,
Consulting Detective And Drugdealer

stephen maturin, random, alan campbell, sherlock holmes, watson

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