*smiles*

[whosyourking]

Good day to you all! My name is Claudius, King of Denmark. I succeeded my poor dear brother, who died far too soon.. far too soon. It is lamentable. I understand that my.. nephew is here. Ah, Hamlet.. I do hope the dear boy hasn't caused too many problems. He is rather.. unstable. Prone to fits of hallucination, you see. I suppose it may be best to indulge him, as long as it causes no harm, and is not destructive.

I understand my beloved Gertrude is also present? How delightful.

At any rate, I will close this introduction for now. It is charming to meet all of you, I'm certain.

[Typist: Yep. Claudius. From Hamlet. O he of guilty conscience. ;)]